ROASTROOM
Savage mode
“This isn’t a bedroom. It’s a charging cable support group with a mattress.”
Screenshot certified
ShareYour room. Our brutal honesty.
Your room has been judged.
Upload a room photo and get a funny, moderated roast worth sending straight to the group chat.
Launch access is opening soon. No fake uploads. No fake verdicts.
Room evidence
Photo upload opens at launch
The share loop
- 01Upload
- 02Pick Gentle / Savage / Duel
- 03Get the verdict
- 04Share the card
Choose your heat
Savage. Hilarious. Shareable.
The joke is about the room, not the person. Pick the vibe before the roast starts.
Gentle
A playful nudge for a room that is trying its best.
Savage
Big laughs, sharp details, never cruel or personal.
Roommate Duel
Put two sides of the room on the record. Let chaos decide.
Funny, never personal or hateful.
Why people share
The output is the ad.
Made for the screenshot
A punchy verdict is easier to post than a whole room tour.
Specific enough to feel personal
The best jokes catch the lamp, chair, cable nest, and suspicious decor choice.
Built for the reply chain
One roast becomes a group-chat debate, then a challenge for the next room.
Early access
Get your room on the roast list.
RoastRoom is not taking room photos yet. Leave your email and we’ll record your launch interest—nothing gets analyzed until the product is live.
No weird surprises
Before the roast
What does RoastRoom analyze?
Visible room details such as clutter, furniture, lighting, decor, and layout. It is built to roast the setup—not the person in the photo.
Is the tone safe?
Yes. You choose the mode, and every roast is designed to be funny, never personal or hateful. Skip photos with faces, private documents, or sensitive details.
What happens to my photo?
The launch version is not accepting room photos yet. When uploads open, the product will explain how photos are handled before you submit one.